Some guy bought
a new fridge for
his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front
yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You want
it, you take it."
For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking
twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too
un-trusting of this deal. It looked to good to be true, so he changed
the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50." The next day someone stole it.
. . .
. . . . . . . These
looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which
direction was North because, he explained, he didn't want the sun
waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the
brother explained that the sun rises in the East, (and has for
sometime), she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with
that stuff" .
. . . . She
to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a
call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open.
I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a
that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific" . . . . . . He ALSO votes!
I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard one of the
administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her
weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but "didn't think she'd get
sunburned because the car was moving". . . . . . . . She ALSO votes!
has a lifesaving tool in her car. It's designed to cut
through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk . .
. . . . My sister ALSO votes!
and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were
discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The
cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount . . . . . . .
was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose
ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip out
every time she turned her head?" I explained that a person's nose and ear
remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned.
. . . . . . . . . My friend ALSO votes!
find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to
the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never
showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a
trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet? " . . . . . . . . SHE ALSO votes!
While working at a Pizza Parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza
to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like
it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He though about it for some time before
responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm
hungry enough to eat 6" . . . . . . . . . Yep, he votes too.
you know who elects the politicians